Top 10 Beer Quotes You Should Know

All Time Best Top 10 Beer Quotes You Should Know

Whether or not you like that random beer or you are simply a furious beast taking a gallon of beer, here are, the all time best top 10 beer quotes every guy should know


  • “I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning thats as good as they’re going to feel all day.” – Frank Sinatra
  • “An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.” – Ernest Hemingway
  • “24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?” – Stephen Wright
  • All right, brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me – so let’s just do this and I’ll get back to killing you with beer. – Homer Simpson
  • “Give my people plenty of beer, good beer and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution” – Queen Victoria
  • If you give a man a fish you will have kept him from hunger for a day. If you teach a man to fish he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day – Unknown
  • “Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you’d step over your own mother just to get one.” – Homer Simpson
  • The liver is evil and deserves to be punished. – T-shirt in Vegas
  • “A woman drove me to drink beer and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.” – W.C. Fields
  • Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we’re not poets.” – Dudley Moore